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Lobster Rolls — $5.95

When the winter turns to spring,
A season's favorite it does bring.
Some are baked and some are stewed —
but that's not how I like my food.
From where then does my joy derive?
Lobster Rolls — $5.95

Steam a lobster in a pot,
then pull out all the meat he's got.
Put it in a toasted bun
Pour on some melted butter — done!
This is the taste for which I strive,
Lobster Rolls — $5.95

Signs start at the lobster shack,
then spread along the coast and back
Anywhere there's food to eat
Put their signs out on the street
Read billboards on I-95:
Lobster Rolls — $5.95

When the maker calls me back,
bury me by Red's Lobster Shack.
So my ghostly self won't starve,
and on my tombstone these words carve:
"He was a good man while alive —
Lobster Rolls — $5.95"